Wahala dem say wear bone straight, e no dey finish. It’s unfortunate that the death of Super TV boss in the hands of a side chick has attracted so much humour amidst the grief of the family.
Anyway, see the latest message from the Side Chicks Association of Nigeria (SCAN).
“We Side Chicks Association of Nigeria (SCAN), an umbrella organization of unmarried ladies (girlfriends, mistresses, concubines, baby-mamas etc) who are amorously and financially attached to married men wish to state that:
Our attention has been drawn to the trending tragic news of a young lady alleged to have murdered her rich CEO manfriend.
We hereby state categorically that the said young lady is not our member and totally condemn the criminal act which in fact runs contrary to the objectives, interests and principles of our great association.
For us as a group, Daddies, Aristos, and man friends are treasure pots that are more useful being alive than dead.
Indeed, many of us will go to great lengths to ensure that no harm comes to our benefactors even more than their legally married wives.
We, therefore, want to use the medium to assure our men of their safety in our care. They should not on account of this unfortunate incident be discouraged from continuing or engaging in these mutually beneficial, age-long, social alliances.
Thank you.
SIGNED
NATIONAL PRESIDENT